Friends, Scoot is gone. I was lugging my gear down to the carpark today and scoot was not at the lot (Deck 1A, Lot 20) I last parked it at. In fact, it wasn't anywhere in the multi-storey carpark. No trace. Stolen, I'm afraid. If you happen to see it anywhere - as seen in the pictures, it's a dark blue Vespa - please run to it, guard it, sit on it (the main stand is very stable, don't worry), and call me at 988zero4429. Alternatively, call the police.