valentines day

S'PORE GUY BEGS FOR VALENTINES DATE AFTER 21 YEARS OF LONELINESS

I'm a guy from engineering. For the past 21 years I've always spent valentine's day alone and honestly I always get jealous when I see all the couples in their lovey-dovey states. There is not a single girl who has shown interest in me or made any attempt to ask me out. I would say my circle of friends is pretty big but I guess for those girls that I'm closer to, we're so deep in the friendzone that it's impossible to get out.

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LOCAL BOY PUTS HIMSELF UP FOR RENT DURING VALENTINES DAY

A reader sent this hilarious screen capture in to All Singapore Stuff. It appears to be an online advertisement where a teenage boy displays a selfie of himself and puts himself up for "RENT" to all the lonely hearts out there. He does not state the gender of his clientele. His prices range from the affordable $20 friendzone price to the pricey $300 dating price (3 weeks only). He is even willing to meet your parents and play with your siblings for an additional cost of course!

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‘Menstrual Blood Valentine’s Chocolates’

Valentine’s Day in Japan is a time when girls give chocolates, known as “honmei choco”(“true feelings chocolate”) to the boys they really like. Often, these chocolates will be painstakingly hand-made by the girl, before she passes them to her love. But now, a disturbing “spell” circulating on Twitter suggests that girls are putting their menstrual blood, spit, or hair into the chocolates to ensure that their love is reciprocated.

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