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KUMGONG BIRD FLEW INTO MY HOUSE & MADE A SHITTY MESS!

Netizen Layers shared picture of a bird that flew into his HDB and caused a mess. In the pictures, the bird has flown into his toilet and defecated all over his toilet bowl. Layers complained that now he had to do more work to clean up the mess made by this kumgong bird. However, if you think about it, the bird is very smart and intelligent. It flew into his house and went to the toilet before defecating.

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INDIA VILLAGERS ENCOURAGED TO SHIT IN THEIR OWN TOILET & WIN A TRIP TO SINGAPORE

The authorities in Osmanabad Zilla Parishad, India have come up with a new way to keep their cities free from human waste... “We will select tehsil-level winners from the villagers who take early initiative in building toilet at home and send them on an all-expenses-paid trip to Singapore,” Chief executive officer Anand Rayate of Osmanabad Zilla Parishad said.

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SHIT-THROWER TARGETS PLAYGROUND IN TAMPINES

It was reported that somebody has been throwing bags of shit from a high floor, aimed at a playground near Block 499A Tampinies St 45.

The photo attached shows the poo stain. The marks show that it was thrown from a great height.

Residents are understandingly, worried for their kids, themselves and their laundry.

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COMMON, NOT SHAMEFUL, FOR NSFS TO SOIL THEIR PANTS

With regards to your lastest post about the NSF that soiled his underwear in desperation, I would like to say that this soldier's act deserves to be commended, I don't care what naysayers got to say about me but to compare it with the previous one whereby that soldier stripped to shit in a zip loc bag in the bus, that soldier's action shall not be tolerated.

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GIANT SUPERVISOR THINKS I'M TRYING TO CHEAT HIM WHEN I WANTED REFUND FOR SPOILT RICE

Bought a packet of Kangaroo calrose rice at the Giant outlet opposite of Redhill MRT. When I picked up the top pack, there was a whiff of rotten smell. The counter lady told me there has been a rotten smell since the morning and suspected that could be dead rats from outside the store. When I went for my cheng teng at the hawker centre, I thought my fingers smelt weird, like faeces. I checked the back of the rice packet and saw brown stains and on closer inspection, the rice in the packet looks mouldy. The supervisor checked the rice and asked me how many days since I bought the rice to which I produced the receipt and the counter lady also told him that I bought it 10 mins ago. He then told me that he will certainly refund me and made comments that how could the rice turn out this way and why did I even bring it for payment in the first place. He then asked me to follow him to rice aisle and brought up a few packets to show me that their rice are in okay condition to which I replied that it could be the only one and all I want is a refund.

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TOWN COUNCIL RATHER FOCUS ON UPGRADING NEW FACILITIES THAN SOLVE PIGEON PROBLEM

I really don't know what those people at marine parade town council is thinking, the blocks in my neighbourhood are filled with pigeon roosting all over the expansion room area and leaving their waste matter all over the balcony areas to the extent you can't even open your windows on days that have no winds because of the smell from the waste. These areas are not able to be cleaned by residents unless TCs used scaffolding lifts due to it's height and inaccessibility. Other problems include damaged lift doors and lift lights and as well dangerous walkway tiles that are cracking and popping up that has been made known to then for god knows how many times and no one ever comes to fix them.

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PEOPLE WHO LET THEIR KIDS PEE AND CRAP IN OPEN PUBLIC HAVE NO SHAME!

Just a few days ago, a woman was caught letting her child pee on the floor of ION food court. Today a Stomper caught another woman letting a toddler take a dump on the public walkway near Blk 60A at 59 Circuit Road.

According to Stomper Amandeep, this is not the first time that he has seen people letting their kids treat Singapore's public spaces as their own personal toilets. Previously, he has seen many kids with no shame pee on the wall at the void deck despite people passing by looking at them. Still, Amandeep hopes that the beautiful green environment in Singapore can be preserved.

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