Tag Archives: satire

7 REASONS WHY PRC WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN SG WOMEN

All the hate for PRCs recently has made me very unhappy. I need to vent a little so please bear with me. Singaporeans, you think you're so much better than the PRCs, but you've got it all wrong! PRC women are much better compared to our spoilt rotten Singaporean girls! I'll give you 7 reasons why.

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SEA GAMES ORGANISERS TOOK 2 YEARS TO DEVELOP FOOD FOR ATHLETES

Singaporeans are amazed with the food menu being served at the upcoming SEA Games as it was recently revealed that the organisers spent over two years developing the recipes These dishes will be rotated daily at the three meal times from May 24 to June 18 including healthier versions of some of Singapore's culinary classics, like chicken rice and mee soto. Hence, organisers explained, the Singapore hawker fare served to athletes will be low in sodium, artificial flavouring and fats.

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STAT BOARD MDA RETRENCHES 33 FULL-TIME STAFF AFTER TRS CLOSURE

Statutory Board Media Development Authority (MDA) has axed 33 full-time staff today, ST has learned. The unprecedented large scale retrenchment exercise in the public sector after the shut down of socio-political The Real Singapore (TRS) has caught Singaporeans and unions off-guard. These laid-off staff were all analysts responsible for monitoring TRS media contents under its media monitoring group.

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SINGAPOREANS ARE UPSET WITH PAY INCREASE IN THE CIVIL SERVICE

Nisha Padmanabhan, a new Singaporean of India origin has a Masters degree conferred by Southern Pacific University, a known degree mill. This issue was discovered by a sharp-eyed Singaporean who subsequently posted his discovery on popular Singapore social media websites. IDA's response has caused discomfort among civil servants, especially among ground officers within Immigration & Checkpoint Authority (ICA) which is known by the public to be the first line of defence against dubious characters who wish to relocate and work in Singapore.

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IPPT TO REINSTATE PULL-UPS AFTER SINKIE MALES FAIL TO CLIMB HDB & RESCUE TODDLER

This incident shows clearly that Singaporean males have very poor upper body and upper arm strength. They were unable to pull themselves up like those two foreign workers. Did you see Mr. Shanmuganathan's spider-like reflexes when he swung his way to the toddler's rescue? That is the kind of standard we need for the SAF. We don't want guniang soldiers who cannot carry themselves, what more their buddies. This is why with immediate effect, we will re-implement the Pull-up station into the IPPT.

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S’PORE TO INSTALL ERP AT WOODLANDS & TUAS CHECKPOINT IN RETALIATION TO M’SIA LEVY HIKE

Singapore will be installing ERP gantries at both Woodlands and Tuas checkpoints. From May 1 onwards, foreign cars entering Singapore from Malaysia will be charged a grand total of three times by three different ERP gantries placed one after another at the checkpoints. This bold move is made in response to Malaysia's decision to increase levy of Singapore vehicles entering Malaysia to RM20, which angered many Singaporeans, including Singapore's Minister of Finance, Tharmarde Shanmugaratnam.

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JEREMY CLARKSON TO JOIN MEDIACORP

Sources have informed ST that Jeremy Clarkson is set to sign a deal with Channel 5. The former host of TopGear will helm a car show in Singapore in an effort to capitalise on the runaway success of Channel NewsAsia's Cruise Control segment.

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AMOS YEE: I MADE S’PORE’S FIRST SATIRICAL IMAGE OF LEE KUAN YEW HAVING SEX

This is a picture of Lee Kuan Yew buttfucking Margaret Thatcher. I made it. I have no frame of reference, but it is perhaps the 1st ever satirically sexual image of a political leader, in Singapore I encourage more fellow Singaporeans who have any artistic abilities, even if it is initially limited (as you can see, in my usage of paint.net), whether it be writing, drawings, videos, to satirize and make fun of, the once supposedly great dictator, Lee Kuan Yew, or any other subject matter or political leader which you once thought should have been kept taboo.

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PARLIAMENT: NO SINGAPOREANS ALLOWED TO LEAVE COUNTRY DURING NATIONAL DAY HOLIDAYS

It is confirmed. Ministers in the Parliament have voted for a full lockdown of Singapore from Aug 7-10 to prevent any Singaporeans from leaving the country. This is after major airlines and tour agencies saw unprecedented surge in bookings as Singaporeans attempt to make full use of the long weekend over National Day this year by traveling overseas, instead of celebrating our country's jubilee birthday.

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