Tag Archives: Pokemon

POKEMON ZOMBIE CROWDS REAPPEAR IN S’PORE, RESIDENT WORRIES ABOUT INCONVENIENCE

I noticed many people gathering around at some spots around my HDB estate, is this because of pokemon again? Isn't the game dead already? What is happening to make people crowd around like zombies again? I hope this will cause the parking inconvenience and jams to residents again. These pokemon trainers were reckless and so hard to stop last time, I hope this new craze will not be a problem once more.

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HARDCORE RETIREE POKEMON PLAYER DIED OF HEART ATTACK AFTER CATCHING RARE LAPRAS POKEMON @ MBS

A 67 year old elderly man suffered a fatal heart attack at Marina Bay Sands, moments after he caught the rare pokemon Lapras. He was an avid player of Pokemon Go and was a level 28 player with over 200 types of pokemon captured. The deceased regularly visited the MBS to hunt for pokemon and had a history of cardiac disease. Even though the elderly man was conveyed to the hospital, he passed away shortly after he was admitted.

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HOUGANG RESIDENTS FACE PARKING CRUNCH AS POKEMON GO PLAYERS SWARM HOUGANG BLK 401

Every single night huge crowds of people swarm Hougang block 410 to catch their stupid pokemon. When they come, they park at the parking lots and its been a pain for us residents. Our lives have been severely disrupted by the sudden influx of people into the estate. Just yesterday, my brother had to wait for almost 1 hour before he could park at the season parking lots, mind you our own season parking lots. I hope the authorities will come and issue fines to these illegal parkers and ease our parking woes. We have kept quiet for so long, now no longer.

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S’POREAN TEACHER URGE FELLOW EDUCATORS TO EMBRACE POKEMON, STOP THROWING AWAY SLOW STUDENTS LIKE MARGIKARP

To my fellow teachers, I think we should all start playing Pokemon GO! ...Urm, I mean we should all learn to listen to the dreams of our students. Homework, projects and exams wont get them there; Our students are like Pokemon. They need someone to catch and train them. Our students want to win battles and earn gym badges. They have their strengths and weaknesses. Not all of them are good in Math and Physics. Teachers, give them room to fail. It is okay. Stop expecting a Bulbasaur to beat a Charizard.

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