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Overexcited PRC Man Fractures Penis Following ‘World Cup Sexual Abstinence’

Last Monday, a man broke his penis while passionately fooling around with his wife. The doctor's reasoning? His engine was weakened by two weeks of "World Cup sexual abstinence." The man surnamed Xu is a football fan and watched every single game since the beginning of the World Cup. He and his wife, living in Jinhua City, have been married for seven years and had a great relationship. But this perfect world collapsed last Monday morning.

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SNAKE BITES MAN’S PENIS WHILE HE WAS TAKING A SHIT

A 30-year-old man was hospitalized Friday night after a snake bit his penis while he was sitting on the toilet at his parents’ house in northern Israel. While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim “ran from the room in horror” and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.

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I let bee sting me on the penis and the scrotum to see which hurt more

So, in the name of science, he put himself through the pain barrier. On being stung in the genitals again, he recalled: “It wasn’t a pleasurable ­experience, put it that way. It didn’t worry me. I knew the swelling would go down. “I’m actually recently single – happily single – which is absolutely nothing to do with this study. I was not worried at all that I would lose any ability down south.”

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