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Why Are There People Who Still Thinks Chan Chun Sing Said Nothing Wrong In His Ah Beng Speech?

In fact, the way he spoke was more akin to an Army commander talking down to his lowly ranked men, who has no choice but to listen to his ranting and nod their heads in silence. This was no way a Minister, even in a closed door event, should be carrying himself. Certainly not in a Singlish heavy rant, which not only brings shame upon himself, but to Singapore in general. After all, wasn't his PAP party the one that started the campaign for Singaporeans to speak proper English, and banish Singlish to the dustbins. This would be another failed PAP initiative then, when one of their own top Minister cannot remove himself from his Singlish.

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AH BENG CLAIMS POKEMON GYM AS HIS “TERRITORY”, TELLS OTHERS TO F*CK OFF

Just went to a gym controlled by Team Instinct. Saw that it was a pretty low level one and took it without any effort. Next thing i know, this ah beng came charging at me and asked if i was the Mystic fu*ker who attacked "his" gym. When i said yes, he spat on the ground and shouted in hokkien "this is instinct territory. U chee bye don't come and disturb!"

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AH BENG BUYS 30 PACKS OF BEEHOON TO THROW ON FLOOR AFTER HIS QUEUE WAS CUT

According to local Chinese media, a tattooed man was queuing up for economical bee hoon at Block 17 Boon Keng Road Hawker when his queue was cut by someone else. The stall assistant handed a packet of beehoon to someone else that was behind him in the queue. Witnesses say, when the tattooed man questioned the assistant why she allowed someone else to cut his queue, she curtly replied that he looked like he had no money. In his rage, the tattooed man ordered 30 packets of bee hoon and threw all the beehoon on the floor in front of the stall.

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12 SIGNS YOU WERE A TRUE BLUE 1990s SINGAPORE AH BENG

Back in the 90s, every guy aspired to look like Ekin Cheng from the Young and Dangerous series. You know, the one with the long hair, dragon tattoos and the hot Ah Lian girlfriend. But now the Jean Paul Galtier wallet toting Ah Bengs are almost extinct in Singapore (well, probably one or two remain at Sim Lim Square). Nobody can explain their demise and why they were so popular then.

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Honda Civic ‘road bully’ fined, disqualified from driving for 2 years

The Honda Civic driver caught on video driving in an aggressive manner has been fined S$5,400 and disqualified from holding a driving licence for two years. Another charge of rash driving was taken into consideration. Undergraduate Quek Zhen Hao, 25, was arrested after two video clips which showed him tailgating, overtaking and braking dangerously in his car were circulated widely online.

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