Dear A.S.S. Editor
So, it has transpired that the Woodleigh MRT incident was actually just flour, and that the flour was actually left there as part of a marking of a jogging trail by joggers of a running group.
The group of joggers are from a running group called the Seletar Hash House Harriers, which was established since 1980. What the men were doing at Woodleigh was hashing, which is where runners set a course in advance of other runners by marking out a trail with white flour, toilet paper or chalk marks.
But these guys have been around long enough to know that pouring white powdery substance in a public area, and then running away is very suspicious. They cannot be that stupid. Or maybe they are.
Now, because of their stupid act, a public MRT station was closed for three hours, emergency personnel were deployed to basically snuff out flour, and an MP was deployed to help resident with umbrellas and win votes at the same time.
Maybe the stupid fellas deserve to be jailed after all.