IF POLITICAL PARTIES WERE WOMEN, WHAT KIND WOULD THEY BE?

If Singapore political parties were women, what kind would they be?

People's Action Party (PAP) - the boring, nagging wife that men are growing tried of after many years of marriage. The kind you are thinking of divorce but worried that the next wife could be worse.

Workers' Party (WP) - the current FB (fuck buddy) whom men seriously thought of marrying but many people say women all the same after marriage.

Singapore Democratic Party (SDP) - The one night stand that men just couldn't forget after many years. Thought of making her your FB but remembered the crazy things she did many years ago.

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National Solidarity Party (NSP) - The average-looking slut who thinks she is pretty and plays hard to get when no one was really interested.

SingFirst - The neighborhood MILF who dressed well but only look good from afar.

Reform Party (RP) - The girl that get drunk really fast and moans loudly during sex.

People's Power Party (PPP) - The forgettable girlfriend of the average looking slut.

Singapore People's Party (SPP) - The kind soul woman that men only see as friend. Singapore People's Party

Singapore Democratic Alliance (SDA) - The fat girl in the neighborhood who is known to be "any rider".

Gordon Tay
A.S.S. Reader

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