POKEMON ZOMBIE CROWDS REAPPEAR IN S’PORE, RESIDENT WORRIES ABOUT INCONVENIENCE

Dear ASS Editors,

I noticed many people gathering around at some spots around my HDB estate, is this because of pokemon again? Isn’t the game dead already? What is happening to make people crowd around like zombies again?

I hope this will cause the parking inconvenience and jams to residents again. These pokemon trainers were reckless and so hard to stop last time, I hope this new craze will not be a problem once more.

Be considerate to others please! Not everyone enjoys pokemon. Don’t be a nuisance.

Uncle Ben
A.S.S. Contributor