Dear ASS Editors,
Today is a wonderful day for Singaporeans, the PAP familee is finally crumbling and the siblings are at one anothers throat over a stupid house at 38 Oxley Road. To Lee Hsien Yang, time to be on the right side of history and come over to the Opposition to help defeat your tyrant brother.
Do not relocate out of Singapore but stay and help us common Singaporeans. We citizens are powerless but you are influential and powerful, you have the capability and ability to expose your brothers lies. You were part of the PAP dictatorship, you should spill the beans and make it known all the dirty secrets to Singaporeans.
Do the patriotic thing and stay and fight for your fellow Singaporeans. Do not leave Singaporeans in a lurch after you call out Lee Hsien Loong as a power hungry despot. We need you, don't be a coward and run while the rest of us suffer. This is the only thing you can do to redeem yourself after enjoying life under the PAP dictatorship!