71 YEAR OLD WOMAN ARRESTED FOR KILLER LITTER

Dear A.S.S. Editor

Police have arrested a 71 year old woman for a killer litter case in Jalan Bukit Merah. Residents in the area reported that the woman have been throwing killer litter for almost two weeks already. Based on the resident’s report, the woman have been throwing items from her 10th storey unit every day early in the morning.

It is fortunate that the killer litter did not hit anyone. Among the items reportedly thrown by the woman were small electrical appliances like plugs, cut-up clothes, boxes, and one packet of glass. neighbours who have been staying at the block for very long said the woman had three sons, but she was not living with any of them. The woman also only recently started behaving this way, and they claimed it was maybe because of some domestic issues.

The Police were alerted on Friday evening, and subsequently arrested the woman. Investigations are still ongoing.

William Ang

A.S.S. Contributor

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