ONE PUFF UNDER SHELTER, AND NEA OFFICER FINED ME!

Dear A.S.S. Editor

Just got caught by NEA-outsourced auxiliary officer. For “smoking” in “non smoking” area although I wasn’t puffing on the cigarette and there was a bin full of cigarette butts in the non smoking area under shelter. So I didn’t even know it was a non smoking area.

I was smoking outside, then walked in under the shelter and was going to put my cigarette out on the bin, unfortunately I took one last puff before that and… in they swooped. Technically speaking, I had “smoked” in a non smoking area.

Location is at people’s park, next to OG. These farkers stand there waiting for you to make ONE mistake. Damage: $200. Be warned.

fatbastardx

A.S.S. Contributor