OH NO! MY INDON MAID FRIED MY PET LUOHAN FISH FOR DINNER

Dear Editors,

Recently I employed a new Indonesian domestic helper to help out with my hectic housework. I called her to use the fresh fish at home and fry it for dinner tonight.

To my shock when I reached home, I saw my pet Luo Han fish fried and on the dinner plate. I am angry but I cannot blame my domestic helper because maybe my instructions was not clear enough to her.

Should I be upset with myself or my helper? Sigh.

Zhi Chun
A.S.S. Contributor

Editor’s Note: This article is very highly satirical and readers should not take this too seriously or risk getting stomach pain.

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