DEAR PM LEE, PLS LEGALISE PUBLIC ASSEMBLIY SO WE CAN PROTEST AGAINST CHINA

Dear PM Lee, despite our disagreements in the past, as a patriotic citizen of Singapore, I pledge to stand beside u to defy China for taking our tanks. But to do so, I have a few suggestions. First allow public protests permanently so that we can collectively show our middle fingers to the Middle Kingdom. Now everyone laughs at us cos they think normal Singaporeans are indifferent. But together we can show them how loud the lion can roar. In fact with our collective roars people will think it is ok to poach lions again because there will be so many lions.

Second, free up the media and level the playing field for political participation. There is nothing China hates more than another country where liberal democracy succeeds.

Also legalize homosexuality and same sex unions and remove censorship in the arts. With your help every Singaporean regardless of gender orientation will stand side by side with our stiff penises and erect nipples and offend Chinese sensibilities so much so that they will want to disown us as their potential fourth special administrative region and leave us alone.

And lastly free up our CPF so that we can devote our retirement to protest this behemoth instead of collecting unwanted cardboard boxes.
With undying loyalty, me.

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