TAXI UNCLE BRING DRUNK MAN ON JOYRIDE ARD S’PORE BEFORE ENJOYING HAPPY ENDING

Taxi driver Simon shared his experience with a drunk passenger whom he picked up at Boat Quay. After nearly travelling in circles around Singapore, he finally managed to bring the drunk man to his destination and enjoyed a happy ending. A refreshing change from the usual fare cheats our poor taxi drivers have to endure indeed.

There once I pick up a Indian guy at boat quay abit drunk…

Me: hi sir where u going to??
Guy: reply port road

Me: ask is it near the Redhill??
Guy: reply yayayaya…

Me: when reach I ask him which part
Guy: he slowly open eye and see uncle not here is fort road

Me: reply is it near tanjong ruh???
Guy: reply yayayaya…

Me: drive to Fort road and ask him which part
Guy: wake up and see uncle not here is jurong port road, u know where is jurong port road?

Me: abit angry liao cos I did ask him is it nearby the place he reply yayayaya so I tell him sir jurong port road u must tell me the full road name is not how I know where?
Guy: reply uncle sorry sorry me abit drunk

Me: reply is OK so cfm is jurong port road…
Guy: reply yayayaya again….

Me: reached jurong port road and ask him which part again
Guy: he wake up and see, he say uncle uncle is jurong fishing port road…

Me: me reply him sir u wanna disturb me by driving here and there is OK cos I will still collect the money from u…
Guy: say sorry sorry uncle drink too much forget say…

Me: drive to jurong fishing port road and ask him which part
Guy: wake up and say uncle uncle at last we almost reach just infront abit…

Me: reach that area meter fare $70.80 me say sir $70 will do…
Guy: uncle sorry for the trouble, here is $100 u keep the change…

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