A woman from Singapore sparked outrage on social media after publicly announcing that she quit her job to breastfeed her 36-year-old boyfriend.
Chloe claimed she wanted to start an ‘Adult Breastfeeding Relationship’ with her partner Charlie after reading about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people.
‘We try for every two hours no more than every three hours.’
Because Chloe is yet to successfully induce lactation, the couple are sticking to their strict schedule and said it doesn’t matter where they are.
‘It could be standing up, it could be we lay in the bed or I come home for lunch and she’s on the couch,’ Charlie said.
And when asked whether it was a ‘sexual’ thing for the pair, Charlie said ‘to an extent.’
It seems to boost up the sex life as well. So for those of you lacking, maybe it’s time to start sucking.
‘It’s more of a personal bond, it’s more of a commitment, more of an intimacy… two people becoming one,’ he said.
‘But what man doesn’t like a nice set of boobs in his mouth?’
Chloe then added that the breastfeeding would lead to sex ‘six out of seven times.
Chloe expects it will take about two months for her milk to come in, but once it does they intend to carry on for as long as they can. Who is thirsty?
This satire story first appeared on Young Merlion.