S’POREAN GUY: MOST LOCAL GIRLS SUFFER FROM PRINCESS SICKNESS, I CANNOT TAHAN ALREADY!

Dear All Singapore Stuff,

Most Singaporean girls I dated seem to be suffering from Princess sickness!

Princess sickness consists of :
1. Phantom limb disorder
2. Alice in wonderland syndrome
3.Stress response syndromes
4.Obsessive-compulsive disorder
5.Personality disorders
6.Impulse control and addiction disorders
7.Eating disorder

what is the percentage of such girls in Singapore?

1. Phantom limb disorder = unable to take public transport like bus and need to be fetch in car or taxis. walk a short distance will die

2. Alice in wonderland syndrome = make you like a servant

3.Stress response syndromes = easy angry

4.Obsessive-compulsive disorder = obsessions with comparisons of who got the best items bought by BF

5.Personality disorders = usually mood swing

6.Impulse control and addiction disorders = unable to resist the urge to spend guy’s money

7.Eating disorder = only eat ATAS and expensive food

Mr Yang
A.S.S. Contributor

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