Dear ASS Editors,

I had the honour to encounter this douchebag today evening @ BLK 547 Pasir Ris Street 51’s only rain pick up shelter. I had a baby and a 3 year old in the car so obviously I had to use the shelter to get them out as it was raining. This clown had the nerve to park there and just walk off slowly to the elevator and go up to his house only to reappear about 10 minutes later with his grocery trolley.

As expected, he pretended to not see me in the car sounding the horn to get his attention to move off as per the first time when he got out of his car and walked to the elevator. He approached his trunk and started loading groceries into the stroller. I horned at him again but he continued to ignore it. The best part is he locked his car and walked off again with his trolley to the elevator.

At this time my mom in law got out and called him to move the car as there was a baby crying inside. He turned and shouted at her, ” Then say so la! Don’t horn! horn! Only! I don’t always park here ok!

He sounded pretty stupid and I guess after he realised how dumb he was, he got into his car and decided to park it at the next block’s rubbish area. So folks, if ya’ll ever encounter this clown, do remind him how dumb he is and that he doesn’t own all the pick up shelters in Pasir Ris or Singapore.

I guess the weather must have been affecting his intelligence today. Oh FYI: he lives at BLK 547 also

Harin Singh
A.S.S. Contributor

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