NTU WARNS STUDENTS TO STOP MASTURBATING IN SHOWERS AS IT CLOGS UP PIPES

Contributed by Jeffri

A.S.S. Contributor Jeffri sent in a screenshot of an alleged notification put up by NTU’s Hall of Residence 8 warning students to stop masturbating in the showers. The letter stated that due to this pervasive activity in the showers, numerous pipe blockages were discovered and after investigations, it was due to the accumulated pubic hair and semen.

In response, the “school authorities” have deemed the situation intolerable and will be conducting DNA testing to identify the culprits if the problem persists.

They advised students to masturbate in the comforts of their own rooms and refrain from clogging up the toilet pipes for the convenience of all users.

Editor’s Note: It is uncertain if this notification is real, please exercise your own discretion.

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