HILARIOUS CHINESE TRANSLATIONS IN THE PRC

If you've ever wonder what goes on in China's translation business, here's a brief idea:

Someone doesn't like his vegetables.

 

I'll have a Whiskey and Cock please.

 

Fire fire! Quick pass me the hand grenade!

 

No thank you.

 

No wonder PRC toilets are always in a mess.

 

Poor duck.

 

Reverse psychology?

 

Goods getting expensive in the PRC.

 

Roast your husband?

 

Nothing like fresh crap for dinner.

 

Don't eat me!

 

Get rid of that poisonous and evil rubbish!

 

F**k this, I don't understand a word of what they're saying.

 

Please don't touch yourself, we'll help you do it.

 

Wow.

 

Well said, China. Well said.

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