If you've ever wonder what goes on in China's translation business, here's a brief idea:
Someone doesn't like his vegetables.
I'll have a Whiskey and Cock please.
Fire fire! Quick pass me the hand grenade!
No thank you.
No wonder PRC toilets are always in a mess.
Goods getting expensive in the PRC.
Roast your husband?
Nothing like fresh crap for dinner.
Don't eat me!
Get rid of that poisonous and evil rubbish!
F**k this, I don't understand a word of what they're saying.
Please don't touch yourself, we'll help you do it.
Well said, China. Well said.