Faizal Hedge: I am planning to apply a job at IDA. Heard you guys accept fake degrees from fake universities. Will get one and apply here. What positions are available at the moment?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Jeanie Soon: Wow….IDA is indeed smart n implementing a smart nation with fake degrees. OK let me go buy a degree n what positions available? I will like to be the CEO of IDA. Am sure he is so smart so will buy PHD to beat him at his game. hahaha

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Xyresic Xyresic: Buying degree from Southern Pacific University nao!!!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Patrick Mahoney: I must congratulate you guys for refusing to terminate Ms. Nisha Padmanbhan for applying for her job with a fake MBA from Southern Pacific University. No wonder you guys won the Gold Award at the inaugural Human Resources Excellence Awards Singapore 2013. The way you guys handled the matter is pure genius. On behalf of the people of Singapore, we all bow down to your brilliance.

No wonder TAFEP says that Singaporeans lose out to job opportunities to foreigners because they lack talent, not because they’re discriminated against. Hey, Singaporean parents have been known to incur massive debts that take years to pay off and even to mortgage their houses to pay for their children’s university studies. In stark contrast, Nisha Padmanabhan and others like need only cough up a relatively small sum of money to a degree mill and voila, instant MBA without having to slog hard for years for it. Cheaper, better, faster, just like the NTUC recommended.

No doubt this is already good, but when it comes to actual work, people like these will perform even better by NTUC standards. Whenever problems crop up, they just simply upturn the downturn in the work and again voila, problems resolved quickly. If getting a degree from a degree mill instead of studying for it from a properly accredited university isn’t thinking outside the box I don’t know what is. No wonder guys like these with degrees from degree mills can rise up in society so quickly that they can become grassroots leaders in no time and rub shoulders with MPs like Dr. Intan Azura Mokhtar and even become instant millionaires. Just look at Yang Yin.

Genius; whoever recruited Nisha Padmanabhan is pure genius. On behalf of the people of Singapore, we bow down to this person’s genius.

P.S. we know you guys have nothing to do with her, but you guys are still a government department so you may still know something about it.

Does Dr. Intan Azura Mokhtar have a PhD. in Yangyinology?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Joe Azathoth: Dear IDA Management, I purchased a degree from skme dot com and I wonder if there is any available position for me? Don’t worry, no one will know its fake cos you also dont know its fake but I know you will defend me to the very end. Love you IDA.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Ridhuan Abdullah: I like to apply for the post of COO. I have a fake degree from a fake University called South Pacific University. When can I start?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Wong Dao Kang: Is there any walk in interview booths on site? And how many fake certificates can iDA accept? Do I stand a higher chance if I pad my resume with plenty of fake accolades?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Lee Shao Min: i heard can get a position using my fake cert from SPU in IDA. can i get the salary scale base on my SPU cert but work wise base on my PSLE cert? thks.

Check Also

Raeesah Khan Resigns, Good On WP For Not Trying To Sweep Things Under The Carpet!

Just last night, Workers’ Party announced that Raeesah Khan resigned after admitting that she lied …