MAN BREAKS LAPTOP SO MUM WOULDN’T CATCH HIM ON PORNHUB

Poor Denzel. His tweet went viral earlier this week when he smashed his laptop in to avoid his mum catching him on porn website, Pornhub.

Denzel posted a photo of his broken screen, explaining that there was little else he could do when his laptop froze as his mother made her way up the stairs.

Pornhub caught wind of this, and tweeted Denzel with promises of a brand new laptop. Just look at it.

Pornhub Vice President Corey Price said the new laptop is on its way: “We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.”

Now the whole world knows about Denzel’s Pornhub habits.

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