S’PORE TO INSTALL ERP AT WOODLANDS & TUAS CHECKPOINT IN RETALIATION TO M’SIA LEVY HIKE

Shit just got real…

CONFIRMED – Singapore will be installing ERP gantries at both Woodlands and Tuas checkpoints. From May 1 onwards, foreign cars entering Singapore from Malaysia will be charged a grand total of three times by three different ERP gantries placed one after another at the checkpoints.

 

This bold move is made in response to Malaysia's decision to increase levy of Singapore vehicles entering Malaysia to RM20, which angered many Singaporeans, including Singapore's Minister of Finance, Tharmarde Shanmugaratnam.

 

In an exclusive interview with SGAG, a furious Minister Tharmarde explained the decision to install ERPs at the causeway, "Thar Mar De! We Singaporeans bring money to go Malaysia spend they still dare to increase vehicle levy! Never mind, they wanna play big we play big with them!"

 

Authorities consulted renowned fengshui shifu, Master Luan Luan Lai on what should be the charges for the three gantries. After three days of meditating and sleeping, Master Luan Luan Lai said that the auspicious charges should be S$7.00, S$4.00, and S$8.00 for the first, second and third gantries respectively. When questioned on why these particular numbers, he reacted angrily shouting "去死吧!!"

 

Kthxbye.

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