A Singaporean student has become pregnant after playing some of the Freshmen Orientation Camp (FOC) games organised by one of the local universities.
It has been revealed recently that some of the FOC games have long promoted the exchange of bodily fluids between members of the opposite sex, such as licking whipping cream off each other’s bodies, passing gummy bears from mouth to mouth and lying next to or on top of each other, all on the pretext of promoting platonic bonding.
One Singaporean student, Chi Dou Fu, who attended the FOC and played the games before, said: “The games have been designed to impregnate the female of the species, as these young, impressionable girls are old and smart enough to enter university, but cannot even say ‘No’ to playing sexually-suggestive games.”
“It is really a win-win situation for all.”
Organisers for the FOC said they were surprised that their games had the intended effect of at least getting one member of the opposite sex pregnant, because years of trying to stimulate birth rate increase were largely met with failure, as young Singaporeans who undergo university schooling and have degrees become affluent later in life, as they enjoy swinging singles lifestyles fuelled by cheap contraceptive use and copious amounts of alcohol and bad judgement.
However, this first rare case of FOC-derived pregnancy has put hope into all that there might still be hope.
Huai Yun, the female student who got pregnant playing FOC games, said she is excited that FOC games have succeeded in getting graduates to breed, even though hers is the first reported case.
She said: “I hope my story can be a positive influence for all my peers. There is more to life than just studying, making money and having a career and being influential, while becoming more socially-mobile.”
“I would rather be a mother, who has to devote her entire being to caring for this little one and having to forego most of what I have worked up for until today, such as staying up late for many months studying for my PSLE, O levels and A levels,” she said while rubbing her belly.
“Nonetheless, the organisers must be proud of the games’ success in demonstrating it is possible to get would-be graduates to breed, which is in line with Singapore’s pro-graduate-breeding policies.”
“And there’s a reason why the camp is called ‘Freshmen Orientation Camp’. This is where the young and impressionable come here to get fresh.”