Waking up just got fun: $70 alarm clock doubles up as a VIBRATOR

Have trouble waking up in the morning? Then this might just be the gadget to get you up and at 'em. 

 

A smooth, elongated device that looks like a curved iPod, this alarm clock-cum-vibrator promises to make your mornings happier by waking you up with some good vibrations.

 

You programme the clock to wake you up at the desired hour, choose one of six different 'vibrating patterns', position the gizmo in your pants – and then wait. Come morning, the subdued buzzing emanating from your nether regions will be the only indication it's time to wake up. 

 

 

 
Good vibrations: This $70 (£40) alarm clock knows exactly how to wake you up

Good vibrations: This $70 (£40) alarm clock knows exactly how to wake you up

 

 
wake-up vibe

alarm clock vibrator

 

Wake-up: With this innovative gadget, if you snooze, you really do lose 

 

The $70 (£40) wake-up vibe comes in three different colours. The makers of the device suggest the one in  pink is best for 'good girls looking for a sexy experience of pleasure'.

 

The purple vibe is not only 'the most excentric [sic] of the wake up vibes' but also 'an icon of inspiration, imagination and desire'. Who knew?

 

The black version 'will make you wake up satisfying your darkest wishes. Glamorous and sofisticated [sic], are you ready to join the dark side?'

 

 
Rise and shine: The wake-up vibe will have you waking up on the right side of the bed

Rise and shine: The wake-up vibe will have you waking up on the right side of the bed

 

 
A different kind of buzz

Wake up vibe

 

Wake up style: The vibrators come in three different colours – 'sexy' pink, 'eccentric' purple and 'sophisticated' black

 

If you're unsure of your answer to that question because of logistical concerns, the manufacturers insist that, even if you move around a lot at night, '[the vibe] will stay in the place [sic]' as 'it is shaped to the curves of the female body and exceptionally thin'.

 

The gadget comes with a rechargeable battery and different kinds of plugs, allowing you to use it 'all over the world'. It seems there really is no excuse for sleeping in anymore.

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