This is the same Singapore football that has seen no gold medals ever in the SEA Games, where only South East Asian teams take part, or the same Singapore whose own professional league have been won by foreign invited teams in the past four years. Maybe his target should have been for Singapore football to win something first in the local leagues, or the regional Games. That already seems a hard task.

"In the event that the match cannot proceed due to the current haze situation, the Football Association of Singapore has taken a decision that no refunds will be made in the event of match postponement and/or cancellation," reads a statement released by the Football Association of Singapore on the Singapore Sports Hub's website.

In an interview with the media, Japanese striker Keisuke Honda described his disappointment with the result of Japan's match against Singapore, but gracefully heaped praises on the Singapore side. "The result was what it was, so there’s nothing we can do about it,” said Honda, who hit the crossbar from a free kick midway through the second half. “If anything, I think they took it easy on us."

Following the end of the World Cup Final between Germany and Argentina, North Korean state media has announced their total victory at the World Cup. State media reported that North Korea thrashed Germany five goals to nil. This is all thanks to the presence of Great Leader Kim Jong Un who attended the match in Brazil. For their ultimate victory, every member of the North Korean soccer team was reportedly rewarded with a residential palace and 10 wives each.

Last Monday, a man broke his penis while passionately fooling around with his wife. The doctor's reasoning? His engine was weakened by two weeks of "World Cup sexual abstinence." The man surnamed Xu is a football fan and watched every single game since the beginning of the World Cup. He and his wife, living in Jinhua City, have been married for seven years and had a great relationship. But this perfect world collapsed last Monday morning.