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MY 2ND DISASTROUS DATE WITH A SINGAPOREAN GIRL

Despite my previous failed date from an online app, I did not give up hope. So these few days, I have been chatting with this girl, let's call her Jamie, from the same online dating app. Both of us have been texting each other daily and I felt that she was starting to get comfortable with me. So, I finally decided to ask if she was okay with meeting up.

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JOKES ABOUT THE PAP

Lee Hsien Loong, not wanting to be outdone, says, 'I would throw two $50 bills and make two people down below happy.' As usual, Lee Kuan Yew doesn't want these two ministers to outdo him, so he join in the conversation 'I would instead throw fifty $2 bills out to make 50 people below just a little happier.'

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DEAD GIRL WALKING

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MINDEF: SEVERE PUNISHMENT FOR NSMEN WHO STILL FAIL IPPT

Minister for Defence Dr Ng Eng Hen announced changes to the IPPT format today (23 Jul). Under the new IPPT format, NSmen will be required to complete three stations instead of five. The three stations are Push Ups, Sit-ups and 2.4 Kilometers run. These changes are only applicable to Operationally Ready NSmen. NSFs and SAF regulars are still required to complete the five stations under the previous format.

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