Following the end of the World Cup Final between Germany and Argentina, North Korean state media has announced their total victory at the World Cup.
State media reported that North Korea thrashed Germany five goals to nil. This is all thanks to the presence of Great Leader Kim Jong Un who attended the match in Brazil.
The German team were terrified and overwhelmed by the presence of Leader Kim Jong Un. This caused their legs to go soft and they could not string proper passes during the match. With the powerful support of their 12th man, the North Koreans bombed forward at every opportunity and breached the German rear guards on five occasions.
For their ultimate victory, every member of the North Korean soccer team was reportedly rewarded with a residential palace and 10 wives each.
To commemorate this momentous victory, North Korean sporting authorities would be distributing soccer balls to every household for children to practice their skills.
When asked on their chances of retaining the crown in the next World Cup, North Korea Head Coach expressed utmost confidence in his team's ability and expects his boys to win comfortably at the next World Cup.